Martini taste on a beer budget...T uncensored.

Date: january 31, 2004
01. Time you started: 11:41 am
02. Full Name: teresa anne ampbell
03. Nicknames: teresy, elizabeth, teresa bean, t, and just yesterday 'hey...girl!'
04. Height: 5'6'' or somesuch height
05. Weight: it seems to be going everywhere from 131-142
06. School: U to the N to the T
07. Shoe Size: 8 1/2
08. Sex: its a girl!
09. Birthday: june 14, 1985
10. Zodiac sign: gemini, i really DO have an evil twin
11. Location: denton, fucking, texas
12. Birth Place: plano, tx
13. Hair Color: uhhh...the roots are pretty dark brown. as for the rest i'm gonna say kind of a lighter reddish brown with some black and a little blond thrown in
14. Eye Color: '...those emerald eyes that light up a room when you walk in...'
15. Siblings: sean- 24 and matt- 27
16. How many kids do you want: i'll decided that when i'm done having kids
17. What would you name them: something neat, but i don't wanna embarass the crap out of the kids, ya know?
18. Are you more interested in girls or guys: as a general rule, girls, but thats nothing sexual...i just relate to them more most of the time because most guys...no thanks.
19. Crush: yeah, but i'm starting to get the feeling that i might be a LITTLe much for this one
20. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? pff...that was a good one. what's next? who i've murdered?

**The PAST Side**
21. What age would you go back to? my life wasn't perfect, but i don't want to go back and change any of it. those are the things that made me who i am now. i woudn't change me at all.
22. Memory you miss most: i miss my mom's cooking and my drill team family
24. What'd you do yesterday: i worked out for a while, took a WONDERFUL hot shower, ran lots of errands, hung out in john's room and went to cici's with a bunch of people
25. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone: the madre
26. Last thing you said? i love you
27. Last song you listened to: i'm listening to ballroom blitz as we speak
28. Last Food you ate: i just had some dried pineapple
29. Last Drink you had: water
30. Last CD you bought: rage against the macine- live at the grand olympic auditorium
31. Last Emotion you felt: i woke up happy after going to bed upset because i realized that even though people don't really understand me, some of them appreciate me enough and love me anyway
32. Fav Color: i really love pink but its getting disgustingly trendy and being valentine's season, it kind of makes me want to throw up, so i'm kind of leaning more towards yellows right now
33. Fav day of the week: friday or saturday because i don't HAVE to do anything
34. Fav month: june. its that perfect part of the summer and you know how i am about flag day...
35. Favorite Numbers: i've always been fond of 4
36. Holiday: christmas, flag day, new years...i don't know...lots of holidays are cool
37. Cookie: i'm not gonna lie. i prefer brownies
39. Ice Cream: BEN AND JERRY'S HALF BAKED!! OH MY GOSH ITS TO DIE FOR!
40. Candy bar: snickers
41. Favorite Channel: comedy central or adult swim on caartoon network, but i really don't watch tv much at all
42. Friends: i don't have any...that would be sad. but i don't have to name them all. people know who my friends are because i talk about them all the time and they all know i love them.
43. Favorite songs: deat aunt artica, in other words, sleep now in the fire, misery, hallelujah, stairway to heaven, dream on, lucy in the sky with diamonds, coming down the mountain, mein herr, stiches, wake up, sex bomb, just to name a few
**PEOPLE YOU KNOW SIDE**
44. Friends: its the department of redundancy department...
47. Silliest: julia...and our poor kind entertainment record label
49. Best at keeping secrets: stacey!!
50. Smartest: both matts
51. Most likely to be a stripper: i don't see any of my friends stripping, but if i had to pick i'd honestly rat out myself...but don't tell my mom or ms. henson
52. Sweetest: its a many way tie there
53. Weirdest: me and stace are weirder than anyone will ever understand
54. Most hyper: um, franklin's pretty hyper. he just climbs the walls sometimes and weird crap like that

**The BELIEVE OR NOT Side**
57. Do you believe in Me? what the hell? who's 'me'?
56. Do you believe in Angels: i don't NOT believe in them, but i don't have any personal evidence to back up angel existence at this point
58. Heaven & Hell: hard to say
59. God: yes
60. Yourself: most definitely

**The HAVE YOU EVER Side**
61. Been on a plane? a good number of them
62. Cried in public: yeah
63. Climbed a tree?: yeah, climbing trees reminds me of this girl michelle that was my best friend when i was little but then her parents thought we would get hurt so they cut off all the branches we could reach...
64. Ate A Worm: they probably serve them here. it woudn't surprise me one bit
66. Met a celebrity: that guy in new orleans told us he was in hannibal and then we got totally chewed out by ms hens. for going outside the restaurant and that bastard wasn't even in the movie!!
67. Met the president: not the president of the united states, but i've met many other presidents
68. Been scared to get shot: not by a bullet, but those little bitty paint balls hurt when they're shot from an inch away from your foot
69. Watched New Years Eve celebration in every time zone? we probably tried for the whole y2k thing when we had that campout at cassie's
70. Shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch?: people drag me in sometimes, but i can hardly handle how crappy the girl's clothes are much less how much it costs to look like everyone else...no thanks
71. Gone skinny dipping: oh yes.
72. Skipped school: yeah. one time me and stacey didn't want to go to practice because it was officer tryout so we left school aftre 4th or 5th period and went to fazolis. of course kayla got the spanish inquizition about why we weren't there. turns out they just wanted us there because they had some trouble picking the new officers and they wanted our help. oops!

**WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR**
73. Bill Clinton: saturday night live
74. Lollipops: those HUGE swirly ones that you can never really finish but they're cool anyway
75. Dreams: nothing. i never remember them
76. Love: my family and friends and the hope that one day i'll love someone enough to devote the rest of my life to them
77. Whipped Cream: pie and pudding. yeah no whip cream sex...give me food!
78. South Park: my cousin andrew
79. Christina Aguilera: i think about this article about her getting 'fat', but in reality that was 'health'
80. Guys: i could really take them or leave them most of the time
81. Girls: girls are the shit...
82. Death: van gogh compared death to a train. it was something like..just as you take a train to reach another city, you take death to reach a star.

**The WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER Side**
83. Dog/Cat: a dog...IN A BAG!!
84. purple/blue: judging by my closet, blue
85. Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate please
86. Pen/Pencil: pen, although my pencil collection is much larger

*The QUESTIONS THAT DON'T MATTER, BUT I'M STILL ASKING SIDE**
87. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no
88. If you were a crayon, what color would you be: i always like the crayold robin's egg blue one
90. How many buddies do you have on your list? SO many...lets see...154, holy crap
91. Do you like this survey: its passing the time, even though there's 83569825 other things i should be doing. oh well

**WHAT DO YOU LIKE QUESTIONS!**
92. One pillow or two, cotton or feather? two, cotton
94. How long are you in the shower: depends on how much of a hurry i'm in. i prefer long showers because showers feel good and i like feeling good...alright
95. How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup: i bite, chew, swallow, and track them until they attach to my arteries and belly
96. What does your name mean?: my first name means to reap, i'm not too sure about anne though
97. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? too many. i'm not patient at all
98. What occurs once in a second, twice in one hour, and never in
three hundred years? ok the person i jacked this from knew the answer so thats no fun, but if anyone takes it from me, i want to see if they know
99. Of all the people you sent this to, how many will respond?: i'm sending it to the world and my best guess is that nobody will respond because thats how it works
100. Time finished: 12:34 pm

i think is this basically going to be a to-do list. that way people will ask me questions about it all and i'll remember to do it. awesome.

as i'm typing this sentence, the aerobithon is starting at the rec center. i kind of thought i should go, but i'm not sure i can handle 2 straight hours of workout anymore. i just want to sign up for that hip hop class. somebody please make sure i do that before the week is over. the rest of the workout schedule is going pretty well though. monday wednesday and friday is get up early. we go run a while and do the ab workout. tuesday and thursday afternoons is all about the pool...oh yeah. saturday and sunday are kind of optional i guess. i totally need to do that hip hop class though. i really miss dancing.

projects, projects, PROJECTS! things are starting to get busy. i don't really have work free nights anymore this semester. tonight i get to do a texture study AND a value study so i can combine the two tomorrow and finish it over the weekend. this should be interesting and messy. if you see me and i have charcoal on my face, do me a favor. tell me. the current and following design projects are going to kill me. this one is just a study, but we have to sculpt the busy of someone in our class. today all we did was sketch, but seriously people, its really hard. the next project could very well be worse. i have to make another bust...but of myself. holy crap. pray for me.

this weekend should be something. friday i plan on getting work done, looking for a job, and going to the bank if i havn't taken care of that yet. sometime, i plan on doing something totally ridiculous to my hair, but i think i need to get it cut for the colors to work out the way i want them to. if it works the way i want it to, i'll take some pictures and put them up. oh yeah, that's something else i need to do friday...ya know how my pictures from that party are SUPER blurry. turns out that drunkenness wasn't the issue. something is actually wrong with the camera. the other day i tried to take some pictures of baby, my dancing hippo and when i uploaded them, they were a big blurred disaster. anywho...sunday night is the super bowl, yay! the little sis's decided that a super bowl party would be fun so that's what's going on at phi kapp. i think me, julia and lorinda are making a cake. i believe the goal is a rum cake shaped like a football, but it may just be rum and cake. we'll see.

OH! very important...i seriously need someone to live with next year. i'm not having a fun time finding people who are living off campus next year. if you can thing of anybody that i wouldn't kill, let me know pleeeeease. i need to make some decisions in the next 2 months so hopefully i'll be able to find a good roomie.

as far as franklin goes, he told me he wanted to have nothing to do with me. just kidding. i havn't really even talked to him except yesterday when i saw him on my way to class. i'm still not sure how i want to handle this. i was told to kind of let stuff happen slowly and see how he resonds to my doings pretty much. i guess i can do that, but i think we all know i don't match the conventional definition of "patient". i'm sure i'll find a way to cheat the system, whatever that means.

sean and marissa's baby is due soon! i'm excited. i kind if need to get some work done on that blanket though. i believe this kid is due between february 8th and 15th. i get to call my parents grandma and grandpa...WEIRD. they're so not grandparent material. my mom is crazy and my dad seems to still be a spy. oh well.

i suppose that's about all i feel like saying. have a great day everybody! and don't forget to make sure i do all this stuff. my tired brain appreciates it.

"I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago, and he told me he was single,and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. And then I found out, "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only was he married...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic."

Cell Block Tango-Chicago

ok, who else thinks mitch hedberg is hilarious?

here it is people. this is my fresh start due to the fact that i couldn't organize my thoughts enough to materialize them into words. i think i'll give it a try. projects are already shouting deadlines in my face, but at least the design stuff should be fun...and while i'm talking about classes, i should mention that my human sexuality class is the shit. dr. chng (yes i spelled that right) is totally hilarious and the class is SO interesting. if you ever get a chance, sign up for it. its awesome.

there has been much boy bullshit going on since i last posted anything, but its not really important enough to type so i'll just skip to now. oh and remember how i used to have that rock hard shell around me and i would never give into anybody's lovey dovey crap or their attempts at getting me into bed? well last summer i sort of started to soften up, but after all that crap i'm back to the more cautious, bitchier me. however, i THINK i finally met a decent guy. yay!! his name is franklin and he lives down the hall. it all seems pretty fitting. he's not a frat boy, but he is a band nerd. alright! i don't have a clue whether or not this will be going anywhere but i don't really care. he's cool so if we just stay friends, yay for that too. he told me to stop by if i was bored last night, so i was gonna go see him after i talked to stacey, but he was already asleep. boo-hoo. oh well.

since last week was rush, all the frats had their bid day parties last saturday. we hit up the phi kapp house and the delta sig house, but the phi kapps had a cooler party. the cake mix wrestling was so funny. there were some good times and some not as good times, but all in all the night was a success. sometime while we were at the phi kapp house (apparently i was in the room...?), jason said that me and julia and probably lorinda were all invited to go to carmel with them for spring break. this caused julia to go nuts and decided that we're all going to be little sis's. she got so excited and gave rachel our information and i'm now a phi kapp little sis. it should be fun even though my experiences with the frat boys are sometimes less than enjoyable. speaking of frat boys, i was trying to talk to one of them online last night when i was bored and it was some other guy who just wanted me to go over there...riight. no thanks bud. and then he was like 'just come by sometime so i can meet you.' no. i'm assuming he'll forget about me, so it shouldn't be a big deal that i don't want to go over there. whatever.

"sister, did you forget your name? did you lose it on the wall playing tic tac toe?"
-rage against the machine